| Original Letter | Treph Notes |
| Open letter from Saddam Hussein to the American peoples and the western peoples and their governments. | I bid you howdy Yankee's and all of you other people who don't live in squalled shit holes. |
| Once again, we would like to comment on what happened in America on September 11, 2001, and its consequences. The comments we made on the next day of the event represent the essence of our position regarding this event and other events, but the aftermath of what happened in America, in the West in particular and in the world in general, makes it important for every leader to understand the meaning of responsibility toward his people, his nation, and humanity in general to follow up the development of the situation, to understand the meaning of what is going on, and hence to elaborate his country’s and people’s position so as not to restrict oneself to only following the event. | Even though I cower in a bomb shelter 23 hours every day for fear that that big bad man will drop more exploding things on me, I heard something about a plane flying into a building from our official news source, the town crier. My initial response to hearing this news was something reminiscent of "Whoopi!", but I can't remember exactly I said because I have the attention span of jiz stained mattress. |
| When the event took place Arab rulers and the rulers of countries whose religion of their people is Islam, rushed to condemn the event. The Westerners rushed within hours to make statements and adopt resolutions, some of which are dangerous ones, in solidarity with America and against terrorism. | Most Islamic counties condemned the plane-building thing immediately, but I was distracted by a ball of yarn rolling across the floor and felt compelled to chase it. The country that the plane-building thing occurred in adopted some policies that will most likely mean that more exploding things will fall from the sky on me. After consulting with my advisors, five out of seven of us agreed that this would be "bad". |
| Even before being sure, western governments decided to join their forces to the America even if that meant declaring war on the party that will be proved to have been involved in what happened. | I selected these words because I think they sound "neat", beyond that this statement really has no meaning. Every time I write the word "forces" I giggle like a little girl, hehehe! |
| It is only normal to say that by the explanation of the present situation, as it has been said or by comparison to the action previously taken by America against specific countries, it could be enough for some of the executors of the operation to have come from a country named by America or said to have instigated the operation, for the American military retaliation on what they call an aggression. We don’t know if they would do the same thing whether any of the planners and executors of the operation were found, to have lived or held the nationality of a Western country or whether the intention and the designs are already made against an Islamic party. | BIN LADEN DID IT! BIN LADEN DID IT! |
| It is most probable from the beating of media war drums that America and some Western governments are targeting a party who won’t be but Muslim. | Our religion has just as many crazy ass hats as any other, but for some unknown reason we like to put our nut bars in positions of power and follow them blindly into our inevitable doom. |
| The event that took place in America is an extraordinary event. It is not a simple one. According to figures announced by official American sources or by what has been spread by the media, the number of victims is great. Nobody has any doubts, or denies that America and the West have the capabilities to mobilize force and use it, to inflict destruction on others on the basis of simple doubts or even whimsically, and can send their American missiles and the NATO fighters to where ever they want to destroy and harm whoever America decides to harm in a fit of anger, by greed, or by being pushed by Zionism. | The plane-building thing was not a simple event. In fact it was quite the opposite of simple and could even be considered complex. Due the complex and non-simplistic nature of these complex events a lot of people simply ceased living. Simply stated these complex NATO countries will simply bomb the complexity out of me and my simple country. |
| Many countries of the world have suffered from America’s technological might, and many peoples do recognize that America had killed thousands or even millions of human beings in their countries. | Because so many countries can't play nice with each other, America has had to step in and sort out all of the messes that me and those like me have created. I keep saying America because I am oblivious to the fact that the word "America" can be used to describe two whole continents. |
| The event that took place in America was an extraordinary one. It is not a simple event. | The complex non-simplisity of this complex non-simple event is not simple, but complex. |
| It is the first time that someone crosses to America to unleash the fire of his anger inside it, as indicated by what was said by the media, on the hypothesis that the executors of this act came from abroad. | BIN LADEN DID IT! BIN LADEN DID IT! |
| Since this event is unprecedented, is it wise to deal with it by precedent methods that can be used by whoever has the technical and scientific capacities of America and the West !? | If anyone can find the perpetrators of this event it's those smart people that live in America. PS. I hear Bin Laden did it. |
| If the target and the aim is one or more Islamic countries, as it has been said by the media and the intelligence services of some Western countries, this would only fall in the same direction that America and the West have always taken by targeting their fire on wherever they want to experiment a new weapon on. | We love having things explode on us. That's why we do completely idiotic things and piss off counties that have far more powerful weapons then our primitive spears and sling shots. |
| We ask again : America’s targeting the fire of its weapons on specific targets, and harming it or destroying it with the support of Western governments and of a fabricated story would it solve the problem? Would this bring security to America and the world? Or Isn’t the use by America and some Western governments of their fire against others in the world including, or in the forefront of whom the Arabs and the Muslims, is one of the most important reasons of the lack of stability in the world at the present time? | I am currently dictating this paragraph while sodomizing the hell out of my camel, Timmy. Oh yes Timmy feel my passionate fires for you! You don't judge me do you Timmy? You are my only stability in this crazy world full of crazy people. |
| Isn’t the evil inflicted on America in the act of September 11, 2001, and nothing else is a result of this and other acts? This is the main question and this is what the American administration along with of the Western governments or the Western public opinion should answer in the first place with serenity and responsibility, without emotional reaction and without the use of the same old methods that America used against the world. | Oh yeah, give it to me Timmy! You dirty little camel you! Yeah, you like it when I smack your ass like that don't you! Say my name! SAY MY NAME! UGGGHHHHhhhhh.......and I'm spent. Do you want a cigarette Timmy? |
| On September 12, 2001, we said that no one crossed the Atlantic to America carrying weapons before this event, except the Westerners who established the United States of America. America is the one who crossed the Atlantic carrying arms of destruction and death against the world. Here we want to ask a question: wasn’t the use of American weapons, including the nuclear weapon against Japan, enough before September 11, 2001, for America to prepare to use it in a heavier and a stronger way? Or isn’t using it in an irresponsible way, and without justification as does any oppressive force in the world, is what made America the most hated country in the world, starting from the Third World, to the Medium World and passing to the civilized world, as is the world divided by the West and America? | The American War for Independence is completely imaginary, and no other country has ever attacked the Americas by crossing the Atlantic since they were discovered. I can safely say this because I have read The Historical History of History. Being that I am such a history buff I can also say that dropping nuclear weapons on Japan was evil even though the amount of people that died because of it was minuscule compared to the total that died in WWII. If in fact that war really happened and wasn't just another one of my stupidity induced hallucinations, like when I imagined that there was another planet that hovered somewhere over the North Pole called "Medium World". |
| The national security of America and the security of the world could be attained if the American leaders and those who beat the drums for them among the rulers of the present time in the West or outside the West become rational, if America disengages itself from its evil alliance with Zionism, which has been scheming to exploit the world and plunge it in blood and darkness, by using America and some Western countries. | This paragraph can most easily be explained via mathematics due to the complex (if-then, and, or) logic. (((Drum Beaters + American Leaders + Western Leaders + Non Western Leaders) X Rational) - (Zionism X Evil Alliance)) / (Blood + Darkness) = American Security It's just that easy. |
| What the American peoples need mostly is someone who tells them the truth, courageously and honestly as it is. They don’t need fanfares and cheerleaders, if they want to take a lesson from the event so as to reach a real awakening, in spite of the enormity of the event that hit America. But the world, including the rulers of America, should say all this to the American peoples, so as to have the courage to tell the truth and act according to what is right and not what to is wrong and unjust, to undertake their responsibilities in fairness and justice, and by recourse to reason, passion, according to the spirit of chance and capability. | To my knowledge I have never told a lie and have only dressed up as a cheerleader and asked homeless old men to spank me once. Being as honest as I am though I will inform you that I can only remember events that happened within the last five minutes. Everything before that is just a void, which may be the reason why most everything I've written looks like it had been strung together by an Alzheimer's Patient with down syndrome. |
| In addition, we say to the American peoples, what happened on September 11, 2001 should be compared to what their government and their armies are doing in the world, for example, the international agencies have stated that more than one million and a half Iraqis have died because of the blockade imposed by America and some Western countries, in addition to the tens of thousands who died or are injured in the military action perpetrated by America along with those who allied with it against Iraq. Hundreds of bridges, churches, mosques, colleges, schools, factories, palaces, hotels, and thousands of private houses were destroyed or damaged by the American and Western bombardment, which is ongoing even today against Iraq. If you replay the images of the footage taken by the western media itself of this destruction, you will see that they are not different from the images of the two buildings hit by the Boing airplanes, if not more atrocious, especially when they are mixed with the remains of men, women, and children. There is, however, one difference, namely that those who direct their missiles and bombs to the targets, whether Americans or from another Western country, are mostly targeting by remote controls, that is why they do so as if they were playing an amusing game. As for those who acted on September 11, 2001, they did it from a close range, and with, I imagine, giving their lives willingly, with an irrevocable determination. | Because I live in a urine soaked hell hole it's really impossible to differentiate between churches, colleges or outhouses in my country. The US (which I guess is a country now) has formally requested that I label our buildings by point value so that all of those dreamy Western jet pilots have more challenging targets to blow up. The point system will be as follows:
Bridge = 50 Points
Church = 100 Points
Mosque = 150 Points
College = 200 Points
School = 250 Points
Factory = 400 Points
Palace = 600 Points
Hotel = 1000 Points
Private Home = Extra Life |
| For this reason also, the Americans, and the world with them, should understand the argument that made those people give their lives in sacrifi, and what they sacrificthemselves for, in that way. | Since this game appears to be so much fun we've formed are own team, but they can't seem to grasp the concept and keep killing themselves trying to play. Is there a way to set the difficulty level to "easy" so our players don't die on the first level all the time? |
| When one million and a half Iraqi human beings die, according to Western documents, from a population of twenty five million, because of the American blockade and aggression, it means that Iraq has lost about one twentieth of its population. And just as your beautiful skyscrapers were destroyed and caused your grief, beautiful buildings and precious homes crumbled over their owners in Lebanon, Palestine and Iraq by American weapons used by the Zionists. In only one place, which was a civilian shelter, which is the Ameriyah Shelter, more than four hundred human beings, children, young and old men and women, died in Iraq by American bombs. | Jewish people have killed a number of Iraqi citizens by beaming microwave signals into their brains causing them to aggressively run into solid objects. |
| In the same day, the 11th of September, one of their aggressive military airplanes was shot down over Iraq. And on the same day of the event in America on 11th September, and American jetfighter was perpetration aggression against Iraq and was shot down. | A few days ago we thought we shot down a plane by throwing a shoe at it, but we found out later that is was actually some kind of feathered animal. Possibly a bat. |
| As for what is going on in Palestine, if Zionist let you see on your TVs the bodies of children, women and men who are daily killed by American weapons, and with American backing to the Zionist entity, the pain you are feeling would be appeased. | If that Jewish person didn't steal your TV the other day, you'd be able to see all of Palestinian people that accidentally set themselves on fire while trying to burn American flags. Americans need to stop making there dangerous flags out of material that is so easily combustible. |
| Americans should feel the pain they have inflicted on other peoples of the world, so as when they suffer, they will find the right solution and the right path. | Everyone should suffer. Then everyone would have the clarity of thought to masterfully craft sentences the way I do. |
| All that has been inflicted on the Arabs and Muslims by America and the West, didn’t push Muslims to become racists and harass the Westerners who walk in the streets of Baghdad, Damascus, Tunis, Cairo and other Arab capitals, even when the Westerners, and especially Americans insulted the holy sites of Muslim and Arabs by what is almost an occupation of Saudi Arabia in order to launch their evil fires against Baghdad, and when the American carriers roam the Arab Gulf, and their fighters daily roam the sky to throw tons of bombs and missiles over Iraq, so that about two hundred thousand tons of bombs have been used against Iraq , in addition to using depleted uranium!! All these are facts that are very well known not only to Arabs and Muslims, but to the whole world also. But because of only one incident that happened in America in one day, and upon an unconfirmed accusations so far , Arabs and Muslims , including some who hold the American citizenship , are being harassed openly and publicly in America and some Western countries. Some western countries are preparing themselves to participate in an American military action, against an Islamic country as the indications point out. In this case , who is being fanatic ? | The reason we are so cranky is because the US built a military base in Saudi Arabia. The reason the base was built was because some other country, who's name escapes me at the moment, invaded Kuwait. For some reason that also escapes me a military base on the barren useless land in Saudi Arabia is insulting to my religion, the name of which also escapes me. |
| Isn’t this solidarity , and this in- advance approval by some Western leaders , of a military aggression against an Islamic country , the most flagrant form of the new Crusades , fanaticism . It reminds Arabs and Muslims of those Crusade war launched by the West and NATO against Iraq? | I'm under the impression that the US doesn't like me because I'm a certain religion. I believe this because I am a complete fucking moron. |
| Finally, if you, rulers respect and cherish the blood of your peoples, why do you find it easy to shed the blood of others including the blood of Arabs and Muslims? If you respect your values, why don’t you respect the values of Arabs and Muslims? | America should respect the lives of people that live in other nations. It's a damn good thing that I never attacked another country because then I would sound like a complete hypocrite for making such a statement. |
| America needs wisdom, not power. It has used power, along with the West, to its extreme extent, only to find out latter that it doesn’t achieve what they wanted. Will the rulers of America try wisdom just for once so that their people can live in security and stability? | Since I'm such a fountain of wisdom I can tell you that power won't get you what you want. I am of course under the impression that the word "wisdom" actually means "bullshit" and the word "power" means "negotiating with me". |
| “In the name of God, Most Gracious, Most merciful” Invite all to the way of thy Lord with the wisdom and beautiful preaching, and argue with them in ways that are best and most gracious, for the lord knoweth best who have strayed from His path and who receive guidance.” | I am an imbecile of unprecedented proportions. I exist in a void that is devoid of thought, governed only by the illogical ramblings of a book that is centuries old. If I had the sense the fictional god I worship gave a acorn I might be able to realize the extreme restraint the US has shown with dealing with me and I might be able to realize the futility in taunting them. But, since logic does not dictate any of my actions my life is going to be snuffed out by the might of the American military, but not before thousands of people die, this is all due my lack of a functioning brain. Bin Laden did it. |
