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Natures Harmonious Time Cube
Posted by: null on Mar 20, 2002

In the first three seconds of viewing this as of yet unrivaled demonstration of idiocy I knew the author of this site required a good and thorough flaming. The reasons why this site sucks are many and I'm going to list them rather then go into detail as I could easily fill several books.

1. The entire site is written in H2 or greater font size. (I guess this is his way of saying, "Listen to me! I'm an important person and I like to eat cat turds!" or something.)
2. The first thing on the page is a rant.
3. 99% of the page is a rant.
4. The index page is a good 30 printed pages. (Yes, of rant.)
5. The sentence structure is not poor, but rather nonexistent.
6. He quotes himself in the page.
7. He doesn't quote anyone else.
8. After reading it you still don't know what the fuck the Time Cube is.
9. You feel dumber after reading it.
10. There's more but who the fuck gives a damn.

My first theory was that the author, one Gene Ray, AKA, Adolph was complete fucking moron that enjoyed drinking his own urine. My suspensions were quickly confirmed.

From: GNU Zealot <gnuzealot@hotmail.com>
To : oray612959@earthlink.net
Subject : http://www.timecube.com/

I simply must say that your apparent fondness the <H1> tag and your repeated insults to the readers intelligence offers up a great level of credibility to your page. For someone who claims to be enlightened you should at minimum exercise proper sentence structure. Perhaps then someone may actually read more then the first two paragraphs of your gibberish.

Erin Drawn

At this point I wasn't sure what I should expect. I honestly didn't expect anything since Gene was drooling on his keyboard to the point it was nearly inoperable. However, I was pleasantly surprised when he sent me back this little poo nugget of wisdom.

From: Gene Ray <oray612959@earthlink.net>
To: GNU Zealot gnuzealot@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Virus ridden language is not an enlightenment, but more of a brainwashing and indoctrination to an enslaving stupidity. Attacking the sentence structure is an act of ad hominem - as in ignoring the message and attacking the messenger to void the message quality. If you neighbor spoke rough English while informing you that your house was on fire, you would most likely critique his grammar and let your house burn down. Most of my stupid mail comes from dunces like you, who are totally ignorant of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube. I have written a book that is in public libraries around the country and world. I can correct all my language errors, but I will wager a dime that you can't correct your Time Cube stupidity. Reading only 2 lines will leave you forever stupid and evil.

A whole dime! He must be awful sure of himself yo wager an entire dime, but I felt confident in my mental superiority and called his bluff. I found it quite ironic that he would cry "ad hominem" and then proceed to call me "stupid and evil" . He immediately reminded me of some of the more well know leaders of modern time.

From : GNU Zealot <gnuzealot@hotmail.com>
To : oray612959@earthlink.net
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

I'm sure your book is available in many children's sections of libraries around the world, next to curious george and spot can run.

People like Adolph Hitler and Osama bin Laden judge others based on there beliefs. If you believe that I am evil based on the fact that I don't hold the same beliefs as you, your no better.

I'm just wondering if you were dropped on your head as a child or if you were hurled down upon it with Vesuvian fury.

Erin Drawn

I was mistaken in assuming Gene, from here on out as Adolph, had heard of these prestigious fellows I was relating him too.

From: Gene Ray <oray612959@earthlink.net>
To : GNU Zealot gnuzealot@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Did you ever hear of ad hominem? It means that stupid people like you ignore the message and attack the messenger to circumvent the message. Ignorance of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube indicts you as stupid and evil. Only you can change your stupidity.

Gene Ray

As part of my retard outreach program I opened a can of enlightenment in his direction. I also noticed his "stupid and evil"studdering.

From: GNU Zealot gnuzealot@hotmail.com
To : oray612959@earthlink.net
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Gene or should I call you Adolph, were you too busy looking at transvestite hobo porn to rub two brain cells together in an attempt to comprehend my last e-mail. It's probably my fault for using big words like "is" and "on" when writing since you seem to be easily confused by them.

The statement you have repeated over and over is "Ignorance of Nature's Harmonic Time Cube indicts you as stupid and evil." Therefore I stated that is something that Adolph Hitler would say. In doing this I have now only compared your infantile ramblings to Nazi propaganda, but insulted the author, not the messenger as previously stated.

Remember this morning when you filled up the bathtub all the way, got in and wondered why it overflowed, that can be explained through mathematics and physics. It's called displacement of water, look it up sometime before your finished burning all the books. The entire message you deliver is based on a speculative close minded perspective to the universe.

You also have poor oral hygiene as your breath smells like kitty litter.

Erin Drawn
I'm your mother now.

As I was kind enough to explain my previous comments I was hoping Adolph would open up and share his in depth knowledge of the Time Cube.

From : Gene Ray oray612959@earthlink.net
To : GNU Zealot gnuzealot@hotmail.com
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

I get stupid mail from stupid people like you every day. You wrongly assumed in your ignorance that I bathe in the tub, but I don't, I use a shower stall. The Time Cube principle is only viewed as infantile ramblings by the stupid and evil who lack the mentality to comprehend its message.

GR

Evidently I underestimated Adolph's uncompromising stupidity, and his crack endued repeatitivity

From : GNU Zealot <gnuzealot@hotmail.com>
To : oray612959@earthlink.net Subject :
Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Bullshit, your too stupid too know how to shower.

I don't think you understand your message. Your piss poor web page is one big rant, then at the very end you try pathetically to justify your claims with two pictures. I've seen messages with more substance scrawled out on the walls of gas station rest rooms in crayon. Your theories are completely unsubstantiated.

Adolph you make me giggle. I'm still laughing at the fact that you call me stupid. This coming from someone who quotes himself on his own web site. Did you ever consider why you get more e-mails calling you a shit stabbing jackass then you get saying, "Wow Adolph, I mean Gene, I never knew there was a sun up, midday, sun down, midnight before. I've been living in sewer wallowing in my own fecal matter for my entire life." It's because you are a shit stabbing jackass. You will always be a shit stabbing jackass. My advise is to hurl yourself into traffic and do the world a favor, since your only use to society is as an organ donor.

But as for evil, yes I am, I like evil, evil works for me. Just like retardation has been working for you.

I can't help but wonder how you came up with these earth shattering conclusions. Was this divine knowledge imbued upon you with a bolt of lightning? Was it while you were on an ether high or were you jacking your meat and suddenly declared, "Eureka! I've discovered the obvious!"?

In all honesty, I give less then a sailing shit about your message, but please fix that flagellating block of warm shit you call web site. The things just fucking embarrassing.

Erin Drawn

The wheels on the bus go round and round....

From: Gene Ray
To : GNU Zealot
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Your ignorance of the Time Cube still indicts you as stupid and evil.

GR

...round and round...

From : GNU Zealot <gnuzealot@hotmail.com>
To : oray612959@earthlink.net
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Well since it's apparent that you cannot even back up your claims with any type of credible evidence and resort to petty repetitive insults I will leave you to wrap your few existing brain cells around this.

The time cube is gay.
The time cube licks stagnant globs of inbred monkey semen floating in a Portuguese urinal full of Rosie O'Donnel's twat juice.
You are a cubic.
You are gay.
You lick stagnant globs of inbred monkey semen floating in a Portuguese urinal full of Rosie O'Donnel's twat juice.

And that's the bottom line because the Time Hecatonicosahedroid said so.

Erin Drawn

...round and round...

From : Gene Ray
To : GNU Zealot
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

and you are still stupid and evil from your ignorance of the Time Cube.

Gr

...until Adolph runs out of gas.

From: GNU Zealot <gnuzealot@hotmail.com>
To : oray612959@earthlink.net
Subject : Re: http://www.timecube.com/

Time Hecatonicosahedroid can kick the time cubes ass!

Time Hecatonicosahedroid 0wnz j00!

After this message Adolph sent back a e-mail with nothing in it. So I sent him a picture of my ass. Evidently an ass speaks louder than words since I never got a reply to that.

I decided to follow up on this time cube shit to see if any one else had an explanation as to what the fuck it was. I found another site that at first glance looked like it was created by the same shithead, but was some other gutterfucks creation. He claimed to have a Ph.D., in what I don't know. Probably feltching. Anyway this fuck stick claimed that Gene was full of shit and he crated the Time Cube theorem. Same H1 text. Same mastery of the English language. Evidently harmony with nature's time cube can only be achieved through poor web design skills and a frontal lobotomy.

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