The only good thing I can say about this website is that it's in Australia and therefore it's creators are just about as far away from me as the Earth's circumference allows. We should all consider ourselves lucky gravity isn't a property of stupidity as the pull of The World Church of the Creator website would surly halt the expansion of the universe and crush us back into the solid ball of quarks, neutrons and Blue Dye No. 5 from which the Big Bang originally sprang.

You may have noticed that the title of this flaming pile of dog excrement contains the word "Church" in it. If you read this word as "Cult of Racists Who's Intelligence Levels are Equivalent to the Stuff my Girlfriends Cat Hacks Up on the Carpet" then you may be persuaded to not view the website and the horrors that lay within it's pages. If like me, you were reviewing this site then you would also discover some of the lighter moments, such as "The Fourteen Principles of Salubrious Living" in which you are informed that these beings don't believe in cooking their food. Which of course makes your average cave man with a torch smarter than your most intelligent World Church of the Creator follower. You'll also breath a sigh of relief when you learn that they believe in "Healthy expression of our sexual instincts" and that they don't believe in medicines or drugs, which makes them one syphilis epidemic short of extinction. I never thought I'd see the positive side of a VD infection but thanks to The World Church of the Creator I've been proven wrong.

When The World Church of the Creator isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel to expose everything one person could hate about humanity it's breaking out it's industrial strength drilling equipment to explore what horrors lie underneath the barrel itself. These horrors were manifested in their 16 Commandments. Even though the message of these commandments could have been more easily expressed in two, "WHITE POWER!" and "JEWS ARE BAD!" the decision was made to make them into sixteen. It's not entirely clear where these commandments came from. Perhaps god wrote them during an acid trip, but I'm pretty sure these didn't make it down the mountain with Moses.

Now if all this is sounding sort of Third Reich to you it won't surprise you to learn that in The World Church of the Creator doctrine "Adolf Hitler was a pioneer who made a tremendous breakthrough for the White Race". It never explains what this "tremendous breakthrough" could possibly be. The only breakthrough I can think of that Hitler made for the advancement of the "white race" was when he removed himself from it by committing suicide in the closing days of the war.

I didn't actually finish reading the section on how they were different from Nazi's, because I read the phrase "Jewish Christianity " and realized that the author of this train wreck was not only spiraling into insanity but he boarded an express train to get there sooner, and he was attempting to drag me along! The word "creativity" was bolded every time it was written so I guess they fancy themselves the creative types, however there is nothing creative about their beliefs. It combines the fanaticism of the Nazis with the silliness and slogans of the KKK. When reading this section I couldn't get the image of an obese clan member uttering the words "White Power" as his last remaining tooth broke loose from his gums and landed on one of the three inbred townsfolk that actually showed up to hear his drivel.

It boggles my mind that anyone capable of achieving a modicum of reading and writing skills could buy into this trash, but somehow it's apparently true and proven by the testimonials of their converts. They call these conversions "awakenings" which is tantamount to waking up in the morning and saying to yourself, "What can I do today to achieve my ultimate goal of becoming really, really stupid?"

I don't normally make threats about genital mutilation, but the last section I was unfortunate enough to behold made it nearly impossible to resist the urge to tear off my own penis and throw it at my computer screen. Just when I thought I was prepared for whatever torture this site was capable of inflicting upon me I stumbled across "Creator Kids". Instead of viewing the children stories contained in this cyberspace sample of hell I would have rather had a freight train full of burning coal driven straight up my ass. These stories teach such delightful morals as "Destroy hostile influence, no matter how harmless it seems, before it destroys you."

If like me, you're looking to blame someone for this atrocity, then blame Ben Klassen the douche bag that founded this shitburger. It appears that thankfully, Ben Klassen is dead, so you can also blame the current leader Matt Hale, who apparently by the enormous size of his eyes is some sort of Poke-mon creature.

Actually it started in the US and is very alive and well here, but there were some trademark problems so the US site is down. Hate to ruin your day-oh wait, no I don't.

Of course you never take the time to think of what the word "cult" actually means before assigning it as something "evil", typical trigger word. Actually, because we do not cut burn and poison our food, we can rid ourselves of disease and have no more room for medicines that destroy the effects and not the cause of the problem...then again I wouldn't expect you to understand any of this.

When The World Church of the Creator isn't scraping the bottom of the barrel to expose everything one person could hate about humanity it's breaking out it's industrial strength drilling equipment to explore what horrors lie underneath the barrel itself. These horrors were manifested in their 16 Commandments. Even though the message of these commandments could have been more easily expressed in two, "WHITE POWER!" and "JEWS ARE BAD!" the decision was made to make them into sixteen. It's not entirely clear where these commandments came from. Perhaps god wrote them during an acid trip, but I'm pretty sure these didn't make it down the mountain with Moses.

Maybe that's because [1] we do not believe in any gods and explicitly say so and [2] they could not be summed up into those two phrases unless you wanted to cut everything important out of the message. Of course if you actually HAD been around the site you would know they were invented by our great founder, Ben Klassen.

Of course you forget the entire section "Not a Nazi Rehash" on the main page and in the Holy Books there are complete chapters dedicated to it as such...looks like you haven't looked at things as carefully as you claim.

What a long paragraph dedicated to saying absolutely nothing with no logic to back up your claims at all.

Okay so I guess I can ignore your entire post (which I will anyway) because your little "critique" is nothing more than a bunch of red faced ranting and raving without the slightest use of logic, not only that but you make some rather bold claims considering you have only seen 1/10 of the site, if even that, and have not read our Holy Books which explains everything behind our beliefs.

Which is a realistic quote when looked at with facts. You see, Creators don't waste time on stupid and suicidal Christian morals such as "love your enemies" "resist not evil" and all of the rest of that mass insanity, instead we look at things realistically and logically according to Nature's laws.

A bunch of meaningless insults are worth nothing, dear.

Your mere existence pretty much ruins my day. Just knowing that there's someone stupid enough to follow this flaming turd of a religion puts a damper on all forms of life. You're a giant step backwards in the evolution of the human race, but be advised that when I call you human it's only in the loosest possible terms.

Having received a college degree I have a strong understanding of common English words. Upon perusing my vocabulary I selected the word "cult" because that's what you and the rest of your fanatical group of cunt klots are. The only thing I couldn't understand about your religion is why anyone would choose to follow it. But, thanks to the explanation of why you wouldn't use modern medicine I think I know the answer, massive trauma to the brain. It's the only reason why someone couldn't understand the value of vaccinations. Maybe you'll learn about such wonders in medical advances whenever you go to clown college in the spring.

By making a set of rules and calling them commandments the founder Ben "Captain Ass" Klassen was trying mimic the original ten commandments, it's just another way your beliefs are unoriginal. In fact I believe your ten commandments may just disprove the existence of god, since if he truly did exist he probably would have sued your asses for copyright infringement. The reason I can sum up your beliefs in two phases is because the original message is an old, tired idea. I could derive more meaningful sentences from someone throwing handfuls of scramble tiles at me.

Believe me, I've been trying to forget about every section of that site. The World Church of the Creator website has etched a horrid image in my mind which resides in between goatse.cx and tubgirl.com. But, I did read some of the tripe spilled forth on the aforementioned section and the ideas expressed there were only minor variations on the Nazi theme, which makes it the very definition of the phrase "Nazi Rehash".

Did I read this correctly? Could it possibly be true that someone that doesn't believe in vaccinations is telling me that I don't use logic? All the evidence that your religion is idiotic is written in black and white with random bolded words right on the website. It doesn't really require me to construct complex arguments to make fun of your beliefs, all the work has already been done for me.

Oh dear, ranting, in the Online Ranting section? HEAVEN FORBID! Are your holy books written by the same cretin that wrote your commandments? If so, I would be better off reading some random gibberish written in a gas station bathroom in crayon by an ADHD preschooler. And, I guess you didn't ignore my post, since you quoted the entire thing and responded to it I can ascertain that you read the entire thing, aside from the words that were too big for you to understand, such as "is" and "too".

You look at things according to Ben "Flaming Jackass" Klassens Laws. Just because Ben claims he went into the Enchanted Forest and spoke to the trees doesn't make him the messiah of natures laws. It's all just made up out of some twisted and senile olds man's imagination. Ben wouldn't know if nature was trying to speak to him if a pine tree leapt into his ass and exploded.

This is what's called a conclusion, dear. They teach you about proper essay construction in elementary school levels. Being that I was doing a review and not addressing anyone in particular I can choose to end my review in any way I see fit. I chose to advise everyone on who the leadership of this cult is and reiterate how I despise them.