Being that I update the site about as frequently as some of the more outlining planets in our solar system orbit the sun I'm adding this new section to the main page. I'll admit I have the attention span of a gerbil and never seem to be able to find a subject that I can write a full length article about. This section will allow me just to write some shorter articles and hopefully allow me to update the site more frequently.
While it's called "The Daily Cranky" don't expect it to be updated every day, I'm far too lazy for that to ever occur. So anyway, on with the bitching and moaning. Every five or six minutes in Pittsburgh it rains. It's something that's accepted as part of life in this city and contributes nicely to the abysmal hell pit that it is. Since we're so often plagued with downpours it's a good idea to own an umbrella and as fate would have it I used mine today on the way to lunch. I feel my small umbrella serves it's purpose quite nicely, however some people evidently need to steal their umbrellas off a picnic table in order to keep the rain off their enormous girth. This poses a problem for everyone else because lard asses umbrella is utilizing more sidewalk width then if they drove their car down it. This pisses me off probably more than it should, but every time I run into one of these inconsiderate fucks they always seem to be moving at a snails pace forcing me to acknowledge their existence and ask them if they can move their fucking dome tent out of my way. Next time you're using your modified hot air balloon to shield you and the surrounding houses from the rain, be forewarned that I may tackle you from behind, ram it up your ass and open it.
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