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Got Septic?
Posted by: null on Apr 23, 2002

Every once in a while I get some spam that just screams out for a response. This is one of those.

This has got be one of the best email scams ever! I mean people that have septic tanks are just loaded with cash! The owners of this site are pure marketing geniouses.

From: htfamily@eudoramail.com
To: gnuzealot@hotmail.com
Subject:helpful septic tank info... JAHKDQB

If your home is served by a septic system, you will be able to receive invaluable information on how to eliminate pump outs, maintain the system properly and cure problems such as backups, wet spots, odor, etc.

You can do this by checking out our SPC program at:

http://www.tvoo1.org/spc/

In addition, you will have the opportunity to participate in a free trial to test the effectiveness of SPC.

Please check us out.

Thank you.

Sincerely,
SPC

P.S. Remember, you must click on this link to receive this helpful
information!

http://www.tvoo1.org/spc/

From: gnuzealot@hotmail.com
To: htfamily@eudoramail.com
Subject: Re: helpful septic tank info... JAHKDQB

Wow! That looks like a really great deal and just at the right time! I was out in back of my trailer digging the holes for the posts of the new patio I'm putting in and WHAM a huge pillar a excrement flew up to the heavens. At first I thought I had struck oil like that guy on the Beverly Hillbillies. I think his name was Ned or maybe it was Ahab, but anyway the stench overcame me and I lost consciousness (I should probably . stop eating so much Mexican food). Anyway does your program cover septic tanks that were made out of car parts? Because that's the kind I got. One of my friends made it for me. He's really smart. He got all the way through 6th grade and I hear tell he can make a septic tank out of just about anything.

Thanks a million,

Erin Drawn

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