From: John Christopher <sunoljc@yahoo.com.au>
To: legal@trephination.net

Dear (politician)

(Note I am not saying who or where this is going but it is going to be sent out on Mass. I am going to incite, stirr and bring this into the forefront of all people untill we see the end of this March. I will NOT STOP UNTILL IT IS DONE)

John C.Sunol)

I wish to bring to your notice one very disturbing and serious event that needs to have Federal emergency legislation, as a national security risk to Australia put to your fellow members of parliament.

Only yesterday in the Illawarra Mercury page 1 headline story it talks about Terroror Australis. This is where some of the terrorist groups we are fighting at the present monent are putting out threats to attack Australia. This also has been in the media on numerous other occasions and needs to be looked at seriously.

If allowed to continue, due to the controvesial nature of this event and the Huge Publicity it attracks the Sydney gay and Lesbian Mardi Gras, held in March of each year could become the Killing feilds of Sydney.

This is most undersirable and I suggest that you contact the Australian Military, Federal Police and Asio to ask them for their own assessments of the dangers to Sydney over operation of this event.

With over 600,000 people in Oxford Street with such a controverisial event this has a good potential of becoming the next serious crises starting from the next march. The publicity in this event is huge and it would create shockwaves throughout the whole world an attack on Sydney over such an enormous and controversial world event.

If not for anything the Mardi Gras becoming a slaughtering feild would create massive world publicity which Terrorist group would favour.

In doing this I ask for you to consider raising it with your fellow politicians and looking at what can be done about the seriousness of this issue. I suggest that you inact national security risk assesment legislation on both State and Federal levels, then look at bringing this to a hold for the public protection of Sdyney, NSW and all Australians.

I put in petitions over this a couple of years ago, with a Rev Fred Nile and brougth mention to the Potential terrorist risk to Sydney which such an event could have some years ago.

Now it is becoming real and my objections in the past over this event are proving to becoming real.

Please do not mention my name to the media but it would be good for Alexander Downer, John Howard or some other such public official who supported my concerns to stand up before the media and let all Australians know that NOW is the time to finish off this Mardi Gras due to the risk to National security it evolves.

I intent in the future to go to the people again myself with more petitions and bringing this up with others.

I ask for nothing else but for a concern over possible serious actions happening.

Yours sincerly

Mr John C.Sunol, Grad Cert Mark, B.Soc.Sc (University of Newcastle), Dip Mark Man, Ass Dip Soc Sc (Welfare) TAFE, Dip Min ThA
0421 755 447

From: legal@trephination.net
To: John Christopher <sunoljc@yahoo.com.au>

What a coincidence! I was just sending out a similar letter to Australian politicians. I'll bet you the transmission out of my 1978 Ford Fiesta that I get more replies and better results than you do.

Dear (politician)

I wish to bring to your attention a very disturbed individual that poses a major threat to Australian security and sovereignty as a nation that isn't full of half gnomish bastard lunatics. His name is John Sunol, and I suspect him of plotting terrorist activities as well as actively participating in the creation, distribution and participation in child pornography rings.

You may have already heard of John Sunol and have most likely heard from him since he hacks out incoherent emails faster than a rabid pack of badgers running across a series of daisy chained keyboards could. You've probably already tried to comprehend the emails he sends and dismissed them as being written in some foreign language that you don't understand like French or Caveman, but don't underestimate John Sunol for one moment, because I suspect that he is also a cannibal and would have no problem killing you and eating your tasty buttocks if you ever had the misfortune of meeting him face to face.

Ever since suffering from an accident in 1994 where he fell into a large vat of industrial waste, John has been horribly disfigured and believes that God, leprechauns and the vermin that infest his home speak to him. John was committed to an insane asylum but soon after escaped by speaking to one of the guards so long that he committed suicide. Since then John has waged a tireless battle against homosexuals at the request of a rat that's been living inside of his urine stained pillow. The reasons for this plot are something that only the rat can understand and he has manipulated John into being his doughy harbinger of doom and whipping bitch in the sadistic BSDM gams they play together.

In attempts to further his masters goals John has committed bank and welfare fraud under the guise of attending various if not all universities in Australia when in fact his degrees are actually rudimentary forgeries of failed color by number drawings or simply blank pieces of pink construction paper. John felt that these forged documents would be sufficient to get him a prestigious job in marketing, however John's obvious lack of anything resembling verbal skills is to say the least, glaringly obvious. Today John drives a taxi, usually into trees and lakes, because he failed the drivers test 117 times and permanently barred from ever legally obtaining a drivers license.

To this point John's plans for the eradication of homosexuals have been unsuccessful and aside from the his attempt to create a nationwide ham shortage by eating it all, have gone almost unnoticed. But I warn you, sooner or later his verminous masters could unleash a heinous plot that could actually cause widespread destruction such as having John lay on his side and roll down the street crushing homes, cars, mailboxes and anything else unfortunate enough to find itself trapped in the path of John's blubber.

I urge you to quickly lock this menace to society back up in whatever zoo he escaped from so that we may observe his bizarre antics in safety before a great tragedy befalls us all.

Sincerely,

Dr. Captain Lionel Agustus Hand Sr., III, PHD, RN, MD, LLC, Inc., Association of the Confederated States, BBS Grad Cert Elvis C. Q47~U#RRP!^ :-{, Crackers