My Chinchilla By Null, 2nd Grade Posted by: null on Jun 8, 2005
My Chinchilla is named AK. My Chinchilla is very fuzzy. My Chinchilla is in the Mafia. My Chinchilla can jump high. My Chinchilla ripped off my cats tail and shoved it up his ass. My Chinchilla likes raisins. My Chinchilla smokes crack. My Chinchilla has long whiskers. My Chinchilla is a chain smoker and a drunk. My Chinchilla has a bushy tail. My Chinchilla is the leader of a gang. My Chinchilla eats hay. My Chinchilla is a knife wielding maniac. My Chinchilla sleeps during the day. My Chinchilla drinks and drives. My Chinchilla poops a lot. My Chinchilla strangled the pope to death. My Chinchilla chews on wood. My Chinchilla worships the devil. My Chinchilla drinks water. My Chinchilla makes crystal meth in the back of a Buick. My Chinchilla runs in a wheel. My Chinchilla shot down the Hindenburg. My Chinchilla hops around. My Chinchilla kills for sport. My Chinchilla has big ears. My Chinchilla is gray. My Chinchilla is a wanted felon in ten states. My Chinchilla has big feet. My Chinchilla will kick you in the throat. My Chinchilla likes to sleep on his box. My Chinchilla is a pimp. My Chinchilla eats banana chips. My Chinchilla causes cancer. My Chinchilla has little arms. My Chinchilla says, "Death to the Infadels". My Chinchilla has a big butt. My Chinchilla has prison tattoos. My Chinchilla likes sunflower seeds. My Chinchilla is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse. My Chinchilla has a white belly. My Chinchilla uses his white belly to kill. My Chinchilla likes to run around on the floor. My Chinchilla is responsible for global warming. My Chinchilla is very curious. My Chinchilla can summon locust swarms at will. My Chinchilla doesn't like to be woken up. My Chinchilla will kill you if you wake him up. My Chinchilla has black eyes. My Chinchilla can spit corrosive acid upon his enemies. My Chinchilla is not a Canadian. My Chinchilla has tasted the blood of man. My Chinchilla is very fast. My Chinchilla runs with scissors. My Chinchilla likes to sit on a rock. My Chinchilla likes to crack open skulls with the same rock. My Chinchilla takes dust baths. My Chinchilla makes Darth Vader look like a prissy girl scout.
