I'm not sure why, but there seems to be a lot more people driving around with John Kerry bumper stickers on their car than George Bush ones at this point. You'd think it would be the other way around. After all having a election bumper sticker in the first place makes you look like an idiot. Does anyone think that a little advertisement on the back of a Volvo is going to heavily influence someone else's election decision? Gee, this person in front of me with their left turn signal on for the last mile and a half is supporting John Kerry, perhaps I will as well.

Basically you've already flagged yourself as a moron by putting this temporary tattoo on the ass of your car and if it's shouting your support for John Kerry you're showing that you're a loser as well. At least Bush folks are driving around saying, "I may be dumb, but at least I'm a winner!" as they plow over your Toyota Echo with their H2. It's time to get that bumper sticker off your car. You might not want to because it's going to be a lot of hard work scraping all that shit of your car one scrap of paper at a time, but you should have thought about that before you went a put a dated piece of material on your car. Stop being so god damn lazy.

If you've still got a John Kerry bumper sticker on your car the police should pull you over and revoke your right to vote in future elections. But, while having one on your car is pretty bad it could be worse, at least you don't have signs in your front window from an election that happened over seven months ago. The house pictured is on Juliet street in South Oakland, I walk by it almost every day. They have not one, but two signs telling me to elect John Kerry, but I can't because the god damn election is over. Some day I'm going to take those signs down myself, and hopefully as the brick I hurl goes sailing through that window whoever lives there will be standing in the room behind it where it will collide with their face. Then there will be justice.